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About Me ๐Ÿ‘ค

Hi there! I'm Andrea Poltronieri, and here's what the voices in my head tell me I am:

  • ๐Ÿค– Code Wizard (Software architect by day)
  • ๐Ÿ’ก Idea Generator (with more ideas than time to implement them) HOT!
  • ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ Digital Archaeologist (pasionate about computing history)
  • ๐Ÿ”„ Professional Problem Creator/Solver (it's a fine balance) Warning!

Disclaimer: No pixels were harmed in the making of this website.

Andrea Poltronieri

Vibecoding Projects HOT ๐Ÿ’พ

Where my coding meets creativity and questionable life choices:

  • Elettricarica - Helping electric vehicles find juice in Italy (because running out of power is only fun in Mario Kart)
  • CineMatch - AI that picks movies better than your indecisive friends Check it out!
  • ScentMate - Because choosing perfume shouldn't require a chemistry degree Smells good!
  • More half-baked ideas in development (patience recommended) Soon!

๐ŸŽค MUPIN Talk Host [ON AIR] ๐Ÿ“ก

Did you know I used to be a cyber-host? That's right! I was the presenter for a totally rad series of interviews called MUPIN Talk. We dove deep into the history of computing, talking with the legends who built our digital world. ๐Ÿ’พ

๐Ÿ“ผ Windows Media Player - mupin_talk.avi (HIGH-RES)
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๐Ÿ‘‰ CLICK HERE TO STREAM THE FULL PLAYLIST! ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
(Warning: High bandwidth required! 56k modem users please be patient...)

My GitHub Universe ๐Ÿ™

Where code goes to either thrive or die quietly:

  • twinpixel GitHub Profile
  • Various experiments in Java, Python, and "what was I thinking?"
  • Cloud architecture samples and mobile apps in varying states of decay Proceed with caution!

Retrocomputing Passion ๐Ÿ’ป

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Because modern computers are too reliable and user-friendly:

  • Vintage computer collector Rare!
  • Old-school programming enthusiast
  • Believer that 8-bit graphics had more soul True!
  • Proud owner of several heavy CRT monitors
  • Founder of MUPIN - Museo Piemontese dell'Informatica, a museum dedicated to computer history and retrocomputing Visit us!
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eBay Treasure Trove SALE ๐Ÿ’ฐ

My periodic attempts to declutter (with questionable success):

Browse my eBay store Deals!

You might find:

  • Tech gadgets (some even work!)
  • Vintage computing relics Rare finds!
  • Things I swore I'd use but never did
  • Mystery items even I don't remember acquiring Surprise!

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Cool Links ๐Ÿ”—

  • HotBot - The search engine of champions
  • AltaVista - Because Google wasn't cool yet Remember?
  • GeoCities - Where websites went to be fabulous
  • Angelfire - For when GeoCities was too mainstream
  • Hampster Dance - Peak internet culture
  • Space Jam - The official 1996 movie site (still up!) Wow!

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